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I stammered.

No words came out of my mouth. Nothing. My lips moved, but no sound followed. What was I even supposed to say? What answer was I expected to give to a question that stupid?

His voice rang out again, sharp and loud.

"Huh?" I muttered, blinking at him with confusion.

"Are you that sex-starved?" he repeated, raising his voice even more. "Yes, I'm going to repeat it, because a question like that deserves to be said twice!"

He threw his ha ...

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