I Can Assimilate Everything - Chapter 11: An Assault! I

Junpei Takeda, a high school student, is childhood friends with Noriko Tatsumiya and is bullied by Kido Shouta. One day, while bullying Junpei, they (Junpei, Tatsumiya, & Shouta) were suddenly summoned to a different world by the whim of “God”. Summoned Heroes with cheats, or so he thought. But it turns out Junpei’s stats were even worse than an average farmer. Tricked into a deathly labyrinth by the only one he trust, he walks the journey for revenge.

Mo Zhu’s mother remarried after her father went missing, and she had lived in the countryside with her elderly grandmother ever since. The girl who had no parents wanted to protect herself. Therefore, to avoid getting bullied, she had turned wild since she was a child—she played truant, fought, and drank. There was nothing she did not know how to do. She was a problematic student in the eyes of her teachers, a big sister in the eyes of her classmates, and a hooligan in the eyes of her acquaintances.

Everyone in the world knows that the four schools of touching gold, moving mountains, unloading mountains, and Faqiu have their own strengths. Even if it withers, the fame is too heavy for this doujianghu to hold his head up.

But they don’t know, if the leaders of these four sects gather together, what kind of power will they have.

Wei Chuan came across and awakened the luck system.

All you need to do is get the artifact, kill the evil spirits, and complete the system tasks. You can get luck points, exchange for all kinds of precious blood, endless unique skills…even immortal gods.

The opening is Xuanwu’s precious blood, the overlord’s halberd technique, smashing under the darkness.

Millennium mechanisms, demons and ghosts, smash them with one halberd!

With precious blood in her body, ten thousand spells in her palm, sweeping across ten thousand tombs!

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Got roomed with another straight man in a love hotel and had to share a bed. Meeting by the road side on a certain day, the boy in his arms was smiling wildly.

Hey, let me explain myself, don’t go ahead of yourself. I was just being a samaritan. I had to help, even if I lied about being a straight man like you.

Are you running away after getting me excited? Let’s see what kind of ending you want today.

Since you all asked for a wife chasing crack, then let’s perseverate to the end. I’m not crazy, you are the one who is crazy. This is probably a crack but still gentle gong and a shou fighting against the crack story. Lighthearted! Comedy! No brain cells will be lost!

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