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... passed since the battle against the zombified General Baraben had begun.

A mere few dozen minutes.

During that time, Thunder Sonia had unleashed more than a hundred spells, the collateral damage from them scorching the nearby trees and turning the immediate surroundings into a wasteland.

However, the thing at the center of it all was still standing.

“UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!”

“GeeeehhyEEeEEehee, gUuURghee, stupid, stupid, IDIOT, Thunder Sonia…”

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