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... committing crimes again the next time I am in town, I will make sure you lose an arm. Now get!”

The big fool shuddered and cowered, trying to making himself looked as small as possible. Then he said weakly, “I… I can’t move half of my body. My knees are too weak!”

“And you have the guts to be a robber? You are a sad reason for a robber.” Gu Ye rolled her eyes at him as she mounted her donkey. She then turned around and said to him, “Try to move your right arm and see if it’s mobile!” ...

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