All-rounder Artist-Chapter 1117 - 988 Ratings Soar Wildly
Chapter 1117: Chapter 988: Ratings Soar Wildly
Chapter 1117 -988: Ratings Soar Wildly
Blue Star.
Qin Continent TV Station.
The audience was focused!
The dance was great, the song was great, and even the choice of hosts fit the audience’s tastes perfectly!
At present,
Qin Continent TV Station had seen the rise of Shi Yan and Chen Feng, two comedy sketch heavyweights!
This all led to everyone being very curious about the content of Qin Continent’s first comedy sketch!
…
The sketch had just started.
Shi Yan played a director who was preparing to film a play, but the actor never showed up.
Beside him,
a passerby volunteered to join in the performance, and this passerby happened to be Chen Feng, who had just made everyone cheer.
Shi Yan, “Have you acted in movies before?”
Chen Feng got pumped up, “The Truman Show,’ ‘Life of Pi,’ ‘Andhadhun,’ ‘Flirting Scholar,’ ‘Spiderman,’ ‘Hachiko,’ ‘Resident Evil’…”
Shi Yan was astonished.
Chen Feng’s voice continued, “I’ve seen all these movies.”
Pfft.
The audience burst into laughter.
This gag was a success.
Basically, everyone knew these movies were all from Blue Star.
Shi Yan had no choice but to agree, “What we’re shooting today is simple; it’s just eating noodles.”
“Eating noodles?”
Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth and cheekily said to the audience, “I just so happened not to have eaten today.”
The audience, “Hahahahaha!”
Shi Yan turned to Chen Feng, “What did you say?”
Chen Feng changed his tone, “I said I will definitely work hard today.”
The audience laughed again!
Shi Yan took him at his word, “Attention all departments, the cameramen get ready…”
Beside him,
Chen Feng began to serve the noodles with quick and lively movements, once again showing a sly and proud expression, “Noodle with gravy!”
Now it was good!
Shi Yan, as the director, was busy preparing for the shoot.
Chen Feng, however, grabbed a bowl and started to devour the noodles heartily!
Slurp!
Slurp!
Slurp!
…
At this moment!
The audience was shocked, and amidst their shock, they erupted into laughter on the spot!
“Hahahahahahaha!”
“His acting is simply divine; it’s a complete no-props performance!”
“Oh my God, there are clearly no noodles in the bucket, how did he manage to be so convincing!”
“Chen Feng is amazing; this is what a performance artist truly is!”
“You say he’s funny, he’s extremely professional; you say he’s professional, but how can he be so funny!”
“He’s eating air, yet he’s made me hungry!”
“Could this be a no-props mukbang?”
“He’s enjoying it too much!”
“I’m going to have noodle with gravy for breakfast tomorrow!”
Incredible!
No-props performance!
Chen Feng relied on just a bowl and a pair of chopsticks to perform serving and eating noodles, and he didn’t let the audience feel any disconnect, even making them feel like he was really enjoying it! ƒгeeweɓn૦vel.com
…
On stage.
Shi Yan suddenly spoke up, “What’s that noise!”
Chen Feng quickly covered his bowl, trying hard to swallow the food in his mouth.
In fact, he had nothing in his mouth because it was a no-props performance!
However, his actions were too natural!
He even made it seem as though he actually had food in his mouth!
“Silence!”
Turning his head, Shi Yan continued with the play.
Chen Feng went back to eating, “Slurp slurp…”
Shi Yan finished communicating and walked towards Chen Feng, “This part of the play is…”
Shi Yan’s voice paused.
Chen Feng had reached the climax of his eating, the bowl perfectly covering his face, his chopsticks moving furiously, accompanied by countless slurping sounds!
…
Backstage.
Everyone from Yu Dynasty was in fits of laughter!
Chen Zhiyu was holding his belly, “His acting is too godly!”
Sun Yaohuo was also grinning, “The key is that the performance is also particularly funny!”
Xia Fan, “I watched their rehearsal before, but watching the formal performance, I still couldn’t help but crack up!”
Jiang Kui suddenly asked, “Was this script written by Chu Kuang?”
Wei Haoyun was startled, “Does Chu Kuang, the old rascal, look like someone who would write a comedy sketch?”
Zhao Ying Ge said, “Just don’t call Chu Kuang ‘old rascal’ in front of the representative; after all, that’s the representative’s good brother.”
Upon hearing this, everyone nodded in deep agreement.
…
The performance continued.
Shi Yan explained the play, “It’s now eight o’clock, you are eating noodles, and your girlfriend calls you from outside; after finishing eating, you put down the bowl and run off, with only two lines: ‘What’s the hurry…’ ”
Chen Feng, “I’m not in a hurry.”
Shi Yan helplessly said, “You’ve got just two lines, ‘What’s the…'”
Chen Feng interjected, “Just two lines, I’m not in a hurry.”
Shi Yan got anxious, “I’m saying you’ve got just two lines, ‘What’s the…'”
Chen Feng, “Right! I’m really not in a hurry, director!”
Shi Yan went from helpless to excited and finally to an almost blood pressure-raising roar, finally managing to explain it to Chen Feng.
As per the script, after one rehearsal, Chen Feng ate a bowl of noodles, very contentedly.
Rehearsal over.
Shi Yan, “How do you feel?”
Chen Feng, “Tastes good!”
Shi Yan, “I’m asking how you feel about this place!”
Chen Feng, “Full!”
Whoosh!
The audience went wild laughing!
Someone shouted out loud, “Good!”
Countless applauds!
Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap!
…
In a certain media studio, a reporter was holding a tablet, laughing so hard they couldn’t close their mouth!
Inside the room.
There were a total of eight reporters working overtime.
Each person was holding a tablet, respectively responsible for watching the New Year’s Eve specials of Qin, Qi, Chu, Yan, Han, Zhao, Wei, and Zhong Continents.
This was so they could report any news immediately.
However,
when the other reporters saw this one laughing so hard, they couldn’t help but wonder.
“You’re responsible for watching the Qin Continent’s New Year’s Eve for any special news, right? What’s the program that’s making you laugh so much?”
