Baby Serendipity: The Whole World Fell In Love With Me-Chapter 660 - 659: Damn Thief of Fate

"Yes, because you and I are fated, that’s why you won the prize," Mianmian said earnestly. "So tell me, what do you want to ask about?"

Upon hearing Mianmian’s words, Huang Lian looked up at the sky, then back at the screen, and asked very seriously, "I want to ask Little Auntie to calculate whether I can be reincarnated as a fish in my next life?"

[Wow, the topic this fated person wants to calculate is really something, I’ve never seen anyone ask about their next life before.]

[Hold on, something’s not right with what they’re saying, this fated person wants to commit suicide, someone call the police quick!]

[Oh my, isn’t this a tough question for Little Auntie? Little Auntie, please persuade him, isn’t clinging to a wretched life better than dying, as you said before? The Underworld is also struggling now.]

The netizens were very concerned, already guessing that the fated person, Huang Lian, was harboring suicidal thoughts, and were all thinking that Mianmian should persuade him.

All eyes were on the little bundle in the screen, only to hear Mianmian earnestly asking again, "Do you really want to be reincarnated as a fish? How about we reincarnate as something else? Fish can only stay in the water."

Huang Lian seemed shocked by what Mianmian said, and he let out an "Ah."

He stared at the fish foraging not far from the lake, hesitated, and said, "I, I... I’ll think about it some more?"

The fated person was actually persuaded just like that and started thinking about being reincarnated as another animal?

The netizens found it incredible, and were speechless.

After much thought, the fated person, Huang Lian, finally looked up and said, "Then I’ll be a bird; that’s not bad either."

"Great, then I will do you this favor, no need to calculate, Mianmian will directly help you so you can be reincarnated as a bird," Mianmian said with a happy smile. "Reincarnating as a mortal requires a very long, long queue, but reincarnating as a bird is fast! If you go down today, you can be successfully reincarnated tomorrow, and if you die young, you can be reincarnated again very quickly."

Huang Lian’s expression instantly changed.

He was seriously thinking about making his next life a good one, connecting to Little Auntie with a heart full of despair! Why did it sound like being an animal in his next life would also be fraught with trials and tribulations?

"Then, I’ll choose something else."

Just then, a wild rabbit scurried past Huang Lian.

He said earnestly, "Then I’ll be reincarnated as a wild rabbit."

Mianmian nodded: "Being a wild rabbit is also good. Before, everyone was talking about animal protection laws, and Mianmian specially looked up some information on animals. The country now advocates not eating wild animals, so if you become a wild rabbit, you might not be caught for food. But wild rabbits have many natural enemies, like weasels, snakes, and the like, all of which eat wild rabbits, so you probably will be reincarnated quite quickly as well."

Huang Lian’s face became as bitter as if he had eaten Huang Lian.

After careful thought, he named another animal, "Then I’ll be reincarnated as a panda, okay?"

Mianmian shook her head, "You can’t queue up for the panda role, you know. According to the current level of animal blessedness, pandas, being national treasures, live the best life. To be reincarnated as a panda, you need a certain amount of merit, and you don’t have much merit. After you die, you won’t have descendants to burn paper money for you, so you can’t be reincarnated as a panda. Even if you do succeed, you might end up as a wild or... a panda with a hard life."

This statement suddenly broke the Broadcasting Room’s netizens along with it!

[Man, pandas have such high status, so you need merit to be reincarnated as one? Then there’s no chance for me to become a panda in my next life, right?]

[That means other protected animals are out of the question too, damn! Ordinary animals really do have a high mortality rate.]

[How about the families of the Five Immortals? Oh, okay, that sounds like a stupid question. If the Five Immortal families don’t have merit, I guess they can’t cultivate, and they’ll still die, right?]

Seeing that the netizens had pretty much considered everything he could think of, Huang Lian clenched his teeth and said, "Then I won’t be reincarnated at all; I’ll just become a ghost in the Underworld."

Mianmian nodded, "That’s doable, but as an isolated and widowed individual, truly no one will burn paper money for you, you won’t be able to buy a place to live in the Underworld, so while you’re queuing to be reincarnated, you’ll have to stay in the Difficult Ghost Shelter."

This Difficult Ghost Shelter sounded like no good place at all.

Huang Lian had nothing left to say, "I’ve failed at being a mortal, with nowhere to live. Even as a ghost, I fail and still have nowhere to live, right? What else can I do then? Little Auntie, can’t you work some magic and completely obliterate my soul?"

"Complete obliteration of the soul is a punishment, and you haven’t committed any wrongdoing. Mianmian cannot exercise private punishment; Mianmian would be penalized for that."

Huang Lian fell utterly silent, just staring at Mianmian, his gaze filled with some anger, which actually made him appear a lot more animated than before.

Seeing Huang Lian angry, Mianmian also stayed silent, engaging in a staring contest with him.

When animals lock eyes, it increases the level of anger.

The same goes for humans.

Even though Mianmian was very cute, Huang Lian, whose thoughts about reincarnation had been repeatedly rejected, couldn’t feel Mianmian’s cuteness anymore; instead, he felt angrier and angrier.

Why, why was he having such a rough time?

If, as Little Auntie said, everything depended on accumulative merit, then he hadn’t skimped on doing good deeds! Despite his kind-hearted nature, why did bad luck always find him?

After losing his parents to a car accident, he worked his way through Chef School. His cooking talent was astonishing, and he took first place in various competitions. Just when his reputation started to soar, he was betrayed by a brother; his dishes were stolen and sold to rivals.

He lost his first-place standing and was even branded a plagiarist.

Wanting to confront his brother for clarification, he saw his girlfriend’s underwear at his brother’s house. Returning home in anger and sorrow, he tripped, and to his misfortune, lost his sense of taste.

A chef without taste couldn’t cook worth a damn. He sought out many doctors to treat him, to no avail.

At that point, his talent became a burden. Since he really had no knack for anything else, everything he did turned out wrong, leading to his dismissal; he simply couldn’t hold down a job.

No longer having a house or money, at the age of 30, he had nothing, forced to sleep on the streets and subjected to ridicule.

Now, he couldn’t even get by in life, nor in death.

If mortals could cultivate immortality, then was there really a Heaven? What did Heaven want from him? Was something wrong with it?

"Curse you, damn Heaven." Huang Lian suddenly shouted, standing up and throwing his mobile phone onto the ground.

With the force he used, the phone wouldn’t break and would most likely fall into the lake.

But the phone just happened to land on a clump of grass, bounced a couple of times, and remained unharmed.

The Broadcasting Room’s audience was forced to experience the visual of being thrown onto the ground, each of them speechless. They listened together with Mianmian to Huang Lian’s frenzy, his curses at Heaven, his curses at everyone.

Huang Lian continued his tirade for a while, then suddenly catching his breath, he picked up his mobile phone and asked Mianmian, "Can I change my question? Fuck reincarnation, there’s something wrong with my taste nerves, can you cure it? I can’t count on the next life, I expect this life to take a turn for the better, right?"

Actually, this was exactly the question Mianmian had been waiting for.

She grinned at Huang Lian, nodding happily, "Of course, that’s possible! It’s good that you’ve come around~"