I've Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show-Chapter 73 - 70 Does This Sister Want to Be Jin Chengs
Chapter 73: Chapter 70 Does This Sister Want to Be Jin Cheng’s Little Aunt?
Chapter 73 -70 Does This Sister Want to Be Jin Cheng’s Little Aunt?
Jin Cheng originally didn’t want to complete this task of answering questions because he thought this behavior was really foolish. But Chen Xixi’s answer was truly awesome.
So he couldn’t help but want to complete the task.
Even the netizens couldn’t help but follow with a row of 666s.
[Jin Cheng took that 666 at just the right moment, hahaha!]
[Hahahaha! Chen Xixi’s answer is just too awesome!]
[Hahaha, to avoid detours of three or four decades, only Chen Xixi could think of that!]
[There’s nothing wrong with what Chen Xixi said! Starting today, I also want to avoid detours of three or four decades. I want to live like Chen Xixi, spend frugally, work hard to earn money, strive to achieve financial freedom early, and look forward to a wonderful retirement!]
[Is the netizen who asked the question trying to embarrass Chen Xixi? After all, comparing a young person to a fifty or sixty-year-old lady isn’t necessarily a good analogy.]
[The person above, aren’t you over-analyzing? After all, Chen Xixi’s way of saving money really is like that of a fifty or sixty-year-old lady.]
“Not bad,” Qian Yue said, looking at Chen Xixi and nodding his head in satisfaction.
Then Qian Yue continued to ask the second question: “The next question is for Zheng He. The netizen asks: Why do you always end up at the police station?”
Zheng He: “…” He also really wanted to know the answer to this question. Why was it always him getting hurt?
Zheng He felt that he must explain this question properly.
He could now draw the attention of the police, probably due to his frequent visits to the police station previously.
He really didn’t have the guts to commit any crime!
Zheng He straightened his clothes, just about to speak, when Han Qianyi raised her hand and answered first: “I know this one! Because he has a talent for getting jailed!”
Jin Cheng: “666.” This one he must give Han Qianyi a thumbs-up.
[Hahahaha, why do I feel like Jin Cheng’s 666 has a touch of sarcasm?]
[Jin Cheng’s 666 really brings a special vibe, hahaha!]
She saw on the internet before that netizens said so, so she believed this must be the correct answer, and it would definitely please the netizens.
Zheng He: “…” Are you helping me answer? Or are you solidifying the charges against me?
Han Qianyi ignored the icy look Zheng He was giving her and continued to eagerly talk to Qian Yue: “Does this count as successfully answering a question?”
Jin Cheng: “666.” Since he already spoke twice, he might as well make it ten times, after all, there is still one yuan… And he felt that it wasn’t so hard to say 666; he would just consider himself a robot that can only say 666.
Qian Yue suddenly laughed and looked at Han Qianyi with a bit of admiration: “You’re smart, learning to answer quickly.”
Han Qianyi blushed at the moment Qian Yue praised her, smiling shyly, about to ask if she could get a point, but the next second, she heard Qian Yue ruthlessly say: “But this doesn’t score any points.”
Han Qianyi: “Why?”
Jin Cheng: “666.”
Qian Yue: “Because this question wasn’t for you, your answer naturally cannot be deemed successful. Only responses to questions about you count as successful answers.”
Han Qianyi’s lips turned down in disappointment.
She had thought that answering quickly could earn points and also grab some camera time, to make her presence felt. But the strategy of quick answering just didn’t work.
It seems she had to think of other ways to get points.
[Pfft! Is Han Qianyi trying to kill me with laughter, hahaha? Zheng He hasn’t spoken yet, and she’s already learned to answer quickly. And her answer has Zheng He sweating bullets!]
[Han Qianyi is quite clever. Though answering quickly doesn’t earn points, it at least proves that Han Qianyi is really starting to think and play the game.]
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[I feel that Zheng He’s frequent trips to the police station are for show effect. After all, in reality, who goes to the police station that often.]
Qian Yue finished responding to Han Qianyi and then shifted his gaze to Zheng He, “Continue with your answer.”
Zheng He looked at Han Qianyi with schadenfreude, then turned his attention back to the live broadcast camera, putting on a very serious demeanor, and said righteously: “I need to explain this. The first time I went to the police station was because I was scammed by a pyramid sales organization.
The second time I went to the police station was because my phone was stolen by a thief, and the third time it was because I mistakenly took an unlicensed cab.
As for the fourth time, I was just a bit greedy to win, that’s why I accidentally got taken away.
All of these incidents had their reasons, and it wasn’t because I was intentionally provoking the law that I got taken away by the police. Guys, you got to clarify this for me, stop spreading rumors that I have a talent for ending up in jail, I’m really just an upstanding citizen!”
Jin Cheng snorted lightly: “666.”
Zheng He instantly turned his head and gave Jin Cheng a glance, suddenly irritated, what was Jin Cheng’s deal with this 666?
[Jin Cheng’s 666 sounds more sarcastic each time I hear it haha!]
[Listening to this, it seems Zheng He is quite unlucky after all, oh no! Why do I feel a bit sorry for this cheapskate man who always tries to mooch off other guests?]
[This guy probably wants to whitewash himself, so he’s trying to brainwash us!]
[You can only say Zheng He is a bit clever, but just a little.]
[I think, could it be possible he’s just genuinely dumb? And not actually gifted in getting himself arrested?]
[Let’s just say, based on the situations he mentioned, I feel that even if he did commit a crime, he wouldn’t do it intelligently. So let’s not wrong him anymore by saying he has any potential for ending up in jail.]
[The person above has got it right!]
Zheng He’s wave of explanations might have cleared the suspicion of him being a danger off him, but his intelligence has plummeted in the eyes of the netizens.
If Zheng He knew what the netizens were thinking about him right now, he would probably immediately retract that long explanation he had just given.
After all, nobody wants others to think of them as low intelligence.
After hearing Zheng He’s response, Qian Yue nodded slowly and continued with the third question, “The third question is for Jin Cheng, this netizen wants to ask what’s your… Uncle’s contact information?”
Qian Yue felt as if he had read it wrong after finishing the question.
He frowned and looked at it several times before confirming that he indeed hadn’t read it wrong.
[Hahaha, who’s the genius who asked this question? I’m really impressed with you guys!]
[Is it because Jin Cheng has always said his Uncle is both handsome and wealthy, so this sister wants to be Jin Cheng’s Little Aunt haha!]
[With my years of reading novels, if you can’t get the Uncle, you can start by getting a hold of his silly nephew. After being dumped by the nephew, you can hook up with the Uncle and make a comeback, then live a happy life with the Uncle!]
Jin Cheng: “???”
He’s participating in a show and the netizens are interested in his Uncle?
Jin Cheng spoke expressionlessly: “I can’t say.”
After Jin Cheng answered, Qian Yue did not speak right away but waited for about ten seconds before he smiled mischievously and said: “Jin Cheng, deduct one yuan!”
Jin Cheng paused for two seconds before realising: “Do I have to follow up my own words with a 666 too?”
Qian Yue: “Yes, every guest has to follow up their words with a 666, and since you’re also a guest, you naturally fall into that category.”
Jin Cheng was speechless, so all those previous 666s he said were all for naught?
Seeing Jin Cheng not speaking, Qian Yue continued: “You didn’t follow up just now, so deduct another yuan.”
Jin Cheng smiled resignedly: “666.”
Just for this little bit of money, they’re deducting!
Two dollars gone, Jin Cheng’s remaining funds: one yuan.
Qian Yue took Jin Cheng’s money and started with the next question, “The fourth question is for Chen Xixi, this netizen asks: The reason you don’t want to date, is it because you have someone you like in your heart?”
