Stepping on the Demoness to become the strongest-Chapter 665 - 95 Eating Ice Cream
Chapter 665: Chapter 95: Eating Ice Cream
Chapter 665 -95: Eating Ice Cream
This anime is indeed great to watch.
First of all, the quality of the skin is really good, smooth and soft to the touch without losing elasticity. Many people think that good skin requires good maintenance, like otaku girls who stay up all day and night, disturbing their meal routines—their skin quality must be horrible.
In fact, the best maintenance is being young, plus having undergone Marrow Cleansing, solidifying body metabolism to perfect standards. Even without skincare, outperforming the actively-maintained rich ladies around the world—just look at Zhang Huaide, who even cured his myopia after entering the Marrow Cleansing Stage, oddly enough wearing a pair of plain glasses.
Next, the reactions are also very cute. Won’t let you touch the top, won’t let you touch the bottom, start wriggling when touched on the sides of the waist, only allowing touch on the central part of the belly, but not under the clothing, otherwise, they get angry.
Being angry has many ways, depending on how you touch. A slow touch gets caught and then pulled back for repositioning on the belly; a quick touch results in a “smack” on the hand, then caught for repositioning; if the touch is fast enough, touching something precious that should not be touched, Ruoxi would give a small shriek, then turn her head with a look of disdain as if staring at a stinkbug.
Who would have thought it would be such a sight to see!
In his previous life, Yan Yu had the chance to dive into the world of anime as a child, pulled in by his elementary school classmates to watch a few old series, where he found all the male protagonists were a single shade of gentle and slow-witted, prompting young Yan Yu to erupt controversially: Only equally weak otaku would believe such a weak man could have a harem… then he was collectively ostracized by the otaku boys in his class, losing his chance to ascend in the world of anime.
Damn it, if there had been an anime beauty sitting on my lap allowing me to touch, I would at least have become a Yan Ruoxi by now!
By about the sixth episode, Xie Ruoxi could no longer contain herself and jumped up from his legs:
“Enough! Enough already! Captain, do you actually like anime or do you like me?!”
“Of course, I like you,” Yan Yu immediately responded without hesitation.
Can’t bear to let go, absolutely can’t bear to let go!
Xie Ruoxi wanted to muster the courage to harshly scold the captain for his impolite behavior, but thinking that if she didn’t go change her clothes soon she might give herself away, she could only run angrily to the bathroom, holding down her skirt.
Yan Yu turned off the computer, left the study room, and thought to himself that although his sister’s intentions were bad, the outcome was in her favor. Could that count as a balance of merits and demerits?
Of course not! If I indulged her this time, what if next time it’s “bad intentions, executed badly”? I allow her to come and play, but that doesn’t mean I permit her to cause trouble in my team!
He turned around, just in time to see Zhao Yuanzhen come out of the room.
Yan Yu sneered and said,
“Come on! Whatever new tactics you’ve learned from my sister, throw them all at me!”
Zhao Yuanzhen: ?
“Nerve-wracking.” She said disdainfully, the corners of her mouth curled up in a scornful arc, “I can’t be bothered with you, I’m going to eat.”
“Ha ha, so it’s the tactic of capturing by releasing!” Yan Yu’s penetrating insight was lethal, instantly seeing through her ridiculous little ruse, “Alright, alright, let’s pretend I’ve been tricked. Now that I’ve taken interest due to your aloofness, what are you going to do next?”
The Demonic Sect Enchantress ignored him, just went downstairs to the kitchen, opened the freezer, took out a big tub of packaged ice cream, then took a clean metal spoon from the cupboard, sat on the sofa, and started eating the ice cream while watching TV.
The ice cream was almost the size of a movie theater popcorn bucket, clearly a family-size (3-4 persons serving). Mortals might get diabetes if they finished it alone. Zhao Yuanzhen didn’t find it too rich and kept shoveling spoonfuls into her chubby cheeks, staring at the TV’s male and female protagonists exchanging lovesick glances.
Yan Yu sat down beside her, arms folded, silently watching her, thinking to himself that her foreplay was a bit too long. What if I lose patience now and walk away?
Just as he was having doubts, Zhao Yuanzhen suddenly turned her head, lifted the ice cream, and offered:
“Want a bite? You’re staring so intently. If you want some, just say it! I’m not going to refuse to share with you.”
“Who wants your ice cream…” Yan Yu was about to say something else, but the Enchantress had already stuffed a super large spoonful into his mouth.
It was quite sweet, a concoction with an industrial syrup flavor.
Zhao Yuanzhen watched him swallow the ice cream, then suddenly asked,
“Yan Yu, to be fair, haven’t I shared all the good things with you?”
“Mm.” Even with his deep prejudices against her in his past life, he had to admit that she had indeed been very open in this regard.
Not to mention the arduous nightly cultivation sessions she led, even in the Mysterious Realm she would share any treasures collected, always allowing the team leader to allocate them, never entertaining the idea of hoarding them for herself.
Although Yan Yu exercised her temperament through verbal sharpening and behavioral correction, he had never reached the point of telling blatant lies. It would’ve diminished his own authority in the Enchantress’s eyes, which would have been counterproductive.
“Then, if your master gave you something good, wouldn’t you also need to come clean with me?” Zhao Yuanzhen showed her true colors, “Of course, I don’t care about the stuff for Sword Immortals, I’m not interested in Flying Swords. I just want your attitude and assurance.”
“Yuanzhen ah,” Yan Yu shifted to a gentle tone and asked her, “Are you finding the Red Lotus Bowl easy to use?”
“Of course it’s easy to use.” Zhao Yuanzhen answered without hesitation, “Who am I? Playing with these Demon Path Magic Treasures, I am an expert, okay?”
“What if I had given the Red Lotus Bowl to someone else and not kept it for you? What would you have done?” Yan Yu spoke softly, “Since I gave you the bowl, I have placed you first in my heart, yet you still doubt whether I’m keeping secrets from you. What do you think that makes me feel?”
Zhao Yuanzhen thought, that made sense. Though she was naturally a bit suspicious and occasionally doubted whether Yan Yu was telling her the whole truth, in view of the Red Lotus Bowl, she could overlook it and explained,
“I’m not doubting you, I’m just concerned that some things could damage our relationship as a Daoist couple, hence the reminder.”
“By doubting me so directly, you are the one damaging our Daoist couple relationship!” Yan Yu saw her start to back down, and immediately hit back, “I was very trusting of you, but to hear you say such things, how are we supposed to resolve this? Apologies alone won’t suffice, and of course, I won’t be too harsh on you, but I likewise need your attitude and assurance.”
Zhao Yuanzhen furrowed her brows.
That’s right, she was indeed at fault. If it wasn’t resolved properly, and the cunning fellow held a grudge, what would she do if he didn’t share his treasures with her in the future?
No, she needed to test the waters first.
“So how do you want to resolve this?” The Enchantress softened her voice and coquettishly said, “I’ll listen to you.”
“First tell me, what did my sister say to you?” Yan Yu asked.
Zhao Yuanzhen transmitted to Yan Yu about Yan Jing’s public lessons,
“As for the private lessons, she said it would be tailor-made based on each individual, so I don’t know what she told the other sisters. When it was my turn, she just looked at me for a while and said I didn’t need to learn anything… That’s obvious! You and I are already a Daoist couple; there’s no need for such manipulations.”
Of course, every item listed in the Book of Hatred must be settled properly in the future. But as your Daoist couple, I’m already poised and do not fancy using such dirty tricks to collect debts!
Yan Yu seemed to think the same and after pondering for a moment, he suddenly felt the Enchantress grab his hand with a sugary voice,
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“How about going to my room and eating this tub of ice cream together?”
“How should we eat it?”
“However, you’d like to eat it.”
Great, I didn’t get my fill at Ruoxi’s, so I might as well make up for it here!
Yan Yu nodded firmly, scanned the surroundings with his Divine Sense to ensure no one was around, then leisurely led his Daoist couple by the hand to the second floor.
