The Farm Girl's Charismatic Fortune-Chapter 37 - 36 Everyone Wants a Share of the Pork

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Chapter 37 -36: Everyone Wants a Share of the Pork (Second Update)

Chapter 37 -36: Everyone Wants a Share of the Pork (Second Update)

In the distance, a wild boar charged ferociously towards Ruo Xuan, scaring Ruo He to the point where he couldn’t care less about anything else; he leapt up and pounced on the wild boar!

Then, to everyone’s amazement, Ruo Xuan jumped up, her small body soaring high, and with a swipe of her little paw, she smacked the boar’s head.

The wild boar fell!

Ruo He also fell, lying on top of the wild boar.

Ruo Xuan fell too, tumbling onto Ruo He.

Seizing the chance, the other four wild boars charged over, but Ruo Xuan climbed onto her third uncle’s back, stepped on his spine, and leapt up, swiping with her little paw!

Another wild boar fell!

She jumped on the body of the wild boar and slapped again!

Another wild boar fell!

Animals possess spirituality, and the remaining two wild boars felt a powerful aura emanating from Ruo Xuan, which scared them into turning tail and fleeing.

Ruo Xuan plopped down onto Ruo He’s back.

Ruo He, who was trying to get up, “….”

He felt that he wasn’t hurt by the wild boar, but by his little niece!

The crowd staring at the three large wild boars on the ground was stupefied!

Did Xuanbao just kill a wild boar with a slap?

How is that possible?

How could a three-year-old girl kill a wild boar with a single slap?

It was simply unbelievable.

Yet, this was the reality that countless people witnessed.

Ruo Shui rushed over and picked up his daughter: “Xuanbao, are you all right?”

At that time, Madam Liu, Granny Lei, and the other villagers arrived; Madam Liu snatched her daughter and held her tight: “Xuanbao, are you all right? Are you hurt?”

Granny Lei grabbed her granddaughter again and held her close, tears streaming down: “You little devil, you scared Granny to death! Are you hurt?”

Ruo He, who was lying on the wild boar, “…” The one in trouble here is him, for goodness’ sake! Could someone please help him up? It stinks like death on this wild boar!

Ruo Xuan shook her little head: “I’m fine! Dad, there are still two wild boars! Capture them, lest they come down the mountain again.”

The village head, seeing that the Ruo Family was unharmed, then said, “Everyone, hurry up and chase, and kill those two wild boars!”

Encountering wild boars, the villagers were not willing to let them go and thus chased after them.

Granny Lei, now assured of Ruo Xuan’s safety, said to Ruo Shui: “Old Fourth, go help hunt the wild boars!”

The villagers might have strength, but none of them knew martial arts, and there was a risk they could get hurt.

Ruo Shui also thought of this and nodded before running up the mountain.

Madam Liu wiped away her tears and said to her daughter: “Xuanbao, you can’t do this next time, you scared mom to death! Are you hurt?”

Granny Lei, also worried, began to check her over: “Xuanbao, you almost scared everyone to death this time! Wild boars can eat people, you know. Next time you see a wild boar, turn around and run, understand? Don’t charge forward! And how did you get out here?”

Ruo He silently got up, would no one spare a thought for him?

Ruo Xuan initially wanted to say that she could kill a wild boar with a single slap, but Grandma and her mother were obviously terrified, so she wisely kept her mouth shut, fearing they would say even more.

Her little ears were still buzzing!

“I understand! I won’t dare next time.” Ruo Xuan glanced at Ruo He: “Third Uncle, are you hurt? Does it hurt?”

Only then did Granny Lei and Madam Liu remember the third one!

Granny Lei: “Old Third, you all right?”

“Third Uncle, are you injured?”

Ruo He was on the verge of tears, still, his little niece was so considerate. Even if his waist was broken, it was worth it: “Uncle’s fine, my waist doesn’t hurt at all, really! I was injured by the boar, definitely not by you crashing into me!”

He really wanted to say, Xuanbao, you should lose some weight!

Xuanbao blinked, feeling that something was off about what he said, but she couldn’t pinpoint what exactly. She was so light, of course she wouldn’t hurt anyone. Have you ever heard of flower petals falling and injuring people?

Granny Lei glared at Ruo He: “If it weren’t for Xuanbao saving you, you’d be done for! A grown man needing his niece to fight a wild boar for him, you should be ashamed to even cry out in pain!”

Ruo He: “….”

With the danger now neutralized, the village women and their children hurried over to enjoy the spectacle.

Everyone was extremely envious of the three big fat boars lying on the ground!

The women who were there before couldn’t help but get sour.

Daniu’s mother: “Tut tut, what a fat boar! One must weigh over a hundred pounds, right? How much silver would that fetch!”

Baocai’s grandmother: “I say it’s not just over a hundred pounds, probably two hundred pounds each! Three pigs, that’s six hundred pounds total, one pig could sell for a dozen or so silver right? All together, that’s dozens of silver, tut tut, jackpot…”

Tan Granny: “Granny Lei, you can’t possibly finish all that pork at your home, right? If you can’t, it will go bad. Why not share some with everyone? My Tiger got hurt by your son, he needs to replenish his body, I won’t ask for much, just half a side will do!”

“Exactly, with three such fat wild boars, your family can’t finish it all. The weather isn’t that cold now; don’t waste it, share some with everyone! We can help you butcher them!”

“Share it, share it, those who see it, get a share! Granny Lei, treat everyone to some butchered pig, why don’t you!”

Ruo Xuan couldn’t understand why they needed to share. Would they also share things that her family had in excess?

Not knowing, she began to ask each one: “Auntie, your family can’t finish the peanuts from your several acres of land, can you? Share half with my family?”

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“Granny Lei, your family has three acres of rice paddy but only four mouths to feed, you can’t finish it all, right? Share one acre with my family?”

“Tan Granny, you earned so much silver from selling your daughter, enough to send your son to school, can you share some silver with my older brother for his schooling?”

The women became furious upon hearing her: “You wish! Those are my family’s peanuts, why should I share them with you? If you want peanuts, can’t you just grow them yourself?”

“Exactly! How preposterous! My whole family relies on that little bit of grain to survive, why should I share it with you?”

“Pah, you’re so young and already so greedy. That’s the bridal price I got for selling my daughter, why should I share it with you?”

Ruo Xuan got angry too, “Even if the boar I fought is fat and big, what does that have to do with you? Why should I share it with you?”

Ruo Xuan, hands on her little round waist, retorted one by one: “You wish!”

“Dream on!”

“So greedy!”

“Shameless!”

The women had never seen a three-year-old girl able to argue like this. She left them looking green in the face!

How infuriating!

Tan Granny’s eyes rolled around as she said loudly: “Madam Liu, everyone in the village came out to help fight the wild boar, do you intend to monopolize it?”

Zhen Elder also shamelessly added: “Right! As soon as the village chief’s wife called, we ran out to help fight the boar! All three pigs should belong to everyone, why should the Ruo Family keep them to themselves?”

Seeing a chance for profit, the other men echoed: “Yeah! We all came out to help; without us, could you have scared the boar away? Those who see it get a share!”

“We all came to help with the boar. How can you not share? It’s non-negotiable! At least ten pounds of pork per person!”

“Madam Liu, you’re being unfair! We risked our lives to help you with the boar, and you won’t share even a slice with everyone! Who would dare to help your family in the future?”

“If I don’t get a piece of pork today, next time the Ruo Family needs help, we won’t come out!”