The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live-Chapter 1072: I Came to See You Being Bullied

Shao Jinyang’s eyelids twitched.

Seeing some effect, Tantai Ming stoked the fire further, "I hear you’re no longer young, nearly thirty, right? Never been in a relationship?"

The corners of Shao Jinyang’s mouth twitched.

Seizing the moment, Tantai Ming went on, "Captain Shao, surely you’re still a greenhorn in this matter?"

"No response? Does silence mean I’ve hit the mark? Never experienced pleasure? How do you deal with it normally? The company of Miss Five Fingers? The left or right?"

"Enough!" Shao Jinyang slammed the table and stood up.

He faced Tantai Ming, hanging from a tree, "Keep going and I’ll make your last time your very last."

"You wouldn’t dare; you can’t even bear to chop off one of my fingers, let alone cut off other parts so cruelly," Tantai Ming retorted fearlessly.

"You’re talking nonsense!" Shao Jinyang cursed.

"Not really, I was just breathing through my mouth just now, nowhere else," Tantai Ming slickly replied once more.

Susu walked over and overheard Shao Jinyang and Tantai Ming talking about "nonsense," "mouth," and asked, "You cheeky brat, did you fart with your mouth?"

"Ahem, Little Susu, my mouth only speaks, it does not fart. Also, you shouldn’t use words like fart, a fairy shouldn’t have such vulgar words in her vocabulary," Tantai Ming corrected.

"Susu, did you come looking for me?"

Shao Jinyang, not wanting Susu to listen to Tantai Ming’s nonsense, quickly changed the subject.

"No, big brother, I came for this little scoundrel," Susu replied.

Hearing this, Tantai Ming’s smile broadened smugly, "Dumb captain, did you hear that? Little Susu is here for me, not you."

Then, grinning, he asked Susu, "Little Susu, what do you need me for? Did you miss me?"

"No, I didn’t miss you; I came to see you being bullied," Susu answered, her tone sincere, painfully sincere.

Tantai Ming couldn’t help but laugh and cry, "Well, go ahead, watch."

Who else but he himself had caused this trouble?

Looking on the bright side, seeing the adorable and tender Little Susu was better than dealing with Shao Jinyang and those other smelly men, right?

"I also brought some food for you," Susu added.

At these words, a warm feeling flowed through Tantai Ming’s heart.

Even though the little one seemed ruthless in capturing him, at least she cared enough to bring him food.

It was not in vain that he had painstakingly obtained a Big Immortal Peach for her.

After Susu finished speaking, she pulled out a small porcelain bottle from her bosom, saying, "Uncle Bai Huzi said, this is very bitter, very very bitter."

Tantai Ming’s just-formed smile instantly froze on his face.

"Bitter for me to eat?"

"Mm!" Susu nodded affirmatively.

It was, after all, about avenging the Little Bodyguard and big brother. Of course, it was meant to be bitter.

"Little Susu, I gave you something so delicious and sweet, and this is how you repay me?"

Even if it were not an Immortal Peach, something sweet would have sufficed, right?

"Mm, right! Because you’re a bad guy, and bad guys must be punished with bitterness, while good kids get sweets," Susu said very principled.

"Susu, give this to me; I’ll feed it to him."

Shao Jinyang smiled, took the porcelain bottle containing the unspecified Traditional Chinese Medicine Pills from Susu, and walked up to Tantai Ming:

"Will you take it voluntarily, or shall I have to force it in?"