(BL) The Villain wants a Divorce!
It always starts with an accident.That's how all these stories go. One moment, you're minding your own business, and the next, you wake up in someone else's body. For Caspian, his accident started earlier than he even knew.Maybe it began when his sister got him into romance novels? Or when he started really sympathizing with the villains at the ends of books? He'd never know. It was too late to worry about it now.For now, he had to find a way to fix this nightmare, or rehabilitate his image, all while trying to free himself from the fate set out for him. All because of the damn "gods" who he'd cut a deal with.These were the only two options he had available, and he wasn't sure he could succeed at either. The man he had taken over for had beena true piece of work. And the secret villain of the book he had been reading before he passed.It had been a harem novel. A reverse harem novel.He was trapped in a huge ass CASTLE with a bunch of men who hated him because he was taking affection and time away from their shared wife. All Cass wanted to do was be a good person, not mess around with this poor woman and her far too handsome husbands.But why would no one leave him alone? Was he too suspicious? And why, after going out of his way to avoid them like they had asked, did they keep pestering him?And where did the heroine go?How was he going to manage three, handsome men without the heroine?
- C.192: This couldn’t be worse
- C.191: What’s in the bag?
- C.190: Don’t look at me like that
- C.189: A big, beautiful wall
- C.188: Ya’ll split the party?
- C.187: This feels too easy
- C.186: Hot and cold (suggestive)
- C.185: When the body finally gives out
- C.184: Something to choke on
- C.183: I’ll flirt with him wherever I please
- C.182: Vespertine has some questions
- C.181: Someone needs to be put in a time out
- C.180: An insensitive bastard
- C.179: We do not go around saying we like to eat people
- C.178: Two souls, one body
- C.177: An old dog can learn new tricks
- C.176: Look, we’re not so different, you and me
- C.175: Some secrets can’t stay secrets forever
- C.174: I don’t want to talk about it
- C.173: You have got to be joking
- C.172: I hope no one was hungry
- C.171: Everyone, I’m fine! My body is just revolting against being here. Totally normal
- C.170: Can’t a guy just have a little bit of fun?
- C.169: Listen, I don’t want to be rude, but stop looking at me
- C.168: A saintess with power, but no connection
- C.167: A racing mind and a tired body
- C.166: A joke made in poor taste
- C.165: What? Did you think I only went after girls? Ha!
- C.164: This feels a bit like a hostage negotiation
- C.163: We’re all supposed to share, huh?
- C.162: The Dragon finally gets what he wants
- C.161: It’s textbook demon manipulation, baby
- C.160: Magic and a cookie for a well rested man
- C.159: Not above using my new name
- C.158: A looong carriage ride
- C.157: Hey, it’s a fantasy world after all!
- C.156: Oh no. They’re more than a handful
- C.155: I would like to hide myself in a hole now
- C.154: Repressing only gets you so far
- C.153: A not awful interaction with Lady Ava? In this economy?
- C.152: Vibrating with irritation
- C.151: Do I look like I give a shit?
- C.150: This slight will be repaid in full
- C.149: Listen, sometimes we just don’t look at things too deeply, okay?
- C.148: We will not tolerate this kind of behaviour
- C.147: A tired hero is a useless hero
- C.146: Debrief on dungeons
- C.145: Everything’s good, right Doc?
- C.144: A worrying revelation
- C.143: Was the book finally taking it’s eyes off of Cass?
- C.142: A begging man
- C.141: It’s just a shoulder you guys
- C.140: Something is shifting...I don’t like it
- C.139: The sweet temptation of an IOU
- C.138: Should I just wear an eye mask so I don’t have to look at these fools?
- C.137: One secret revealed to protect another
- C.136: Two truths, several lies
- C.135: You aren’t part of my team
- C.134: A revelation and a good job
- C.133: A dragon’s broken promise
- C.132: I can do cool tricks too!
- C.131: Don’t fuck this up
- C.130: He was a fairy
- C.129: I don’t think you’re using that correctly
- C.128: A dragon’s husband
- C.127: Why is no one else upset about this?
- C.126: A vaguely familiar thirst
- C.125: I hate feeling like this
- C.124: Pretty sure eyes aren’t supposed to bleed
- C.123: Don’t worry, there’s enough Draken to go around
- C.122: Listen, I’m not as good of a person as you are making me out to be
- C.121: It’s a little too late to apologise, don’t you think?
- C.120: Speak for me again, I dare you
- C.119: Is it supposed to feel like that?
- C.118: Comfort the dragon way
- C.117: What is a good mate?
- C.116: An unaware, injured man
- C.115: Lord Draken isn’t your master, I am
- C.114: A chat about intentions
- C.113: Can it be? Is this true?
- C.112: It’s not my fault that I’m better than you
- C.111: Why do you think I can trust you?
- C.110: Asking for a little bit of help
- C.109: Yeah, we got matching tattoos without you, Draken
- C.108: The less people who know, the better
- C.107: Knock knock, the Doctor pays a home visit
- C.106: Just a dragon who spits fire
- C.105: A suck up of a dragon
- C.12: A strong, powerful...wife?
- C.11: A comrade in arms
- C.10: Am I...a bad guy?
- C.9: I’d trade a god for a dollar
- C.8: If you don’t act like anything is wrong, no one will notice
- C.7: A skinny, sickly twink? Really?
- C.6: What a greedy girl, huh?
- C.5: A test of courage for a new henchmen
- C.4: What the hell did I put in this?
- C.3: Making deals with ’higher powers’ never end well
- C.2: That’s all this was? A Whoopsies?
- C.1: I’ve been single my whole life. Who the hell are you?