Switched Life:I Went Viral on a Family Variety Show-Chapter 115: Want to Drink Water, Spray Him to Death

"What does ’one big, one small’ mean?" Shen Yi and Song Shiye turned their heads to ask simultaneously.

"Oh my God, you guys don’t know?" Sang Chuan feigned surprise, covering his mouth. "There’s an online ranking of husbands in the entertainment circle, and you two were voted as the top choices for the big husband and the small husband."

Shen Yi pretended to be indifferent and turned his head back silently, though the slight blush on his cheeks betrayed him.

[Damn, Shen Yi is too easy to tease. Just this level and he’s already blushing.]

[Sang Chuan, please keep teasing Shen Yi for me. I just love seeing him blush.]

Song Shiye exaggeratedly let out a "yikes" sound and plugged his ears with his fingers tightly: "I’m not listening. I’m still a high school student, what you’re doing is illegal."

[Song Shiye, what’s wrong with you? Did you forget you’re a retained high school student? You’re eighteen, no longer protected by the Juvenile Law.]

[Song Shiye: Are you polite?]

[Hahaha, the most feared is when your fans start acting crazy, making it impossible for haters to do anything!]

Qian Yang: "..."

Unable to understand the world of young people.

"Then I wish all our guests success in completing their tasks. I’ll head back to the base to work, hoping to receive the first wave of positive feedback from tourists today!" Qian Yang clapped his hands as if encouraging himself.

His task as a toolman was now complete, and until closing time this afternoon, he was free. Happy!

Director Sun quickly followed suit by clapping to support Qian Yang: "Dear guests, let’s give a warm welcome to Director Qian Yang and also thank the Zijin Research Institute for sponsoring three shooting venues for this episode."

Encouraged by Director Sun, the guests applauded enthusiastically. After exchanging a few pleasantries with Qian Yang, Director Sun had his assistant see him off. ƒreewebɳovel.com

After breakfast, Director Sun began assigning tasks to everyone.

"According to Director Qian Yang, the venue we are opening first today is Xingyun Hall.

We’ll split into two groups: the elders in one group, responsible for cleaning the venue and setting up the lounge.

The juniors in another group to meet tourists at the foot of the mountain and accompany them throughout the tour."

Two burly men in black, wearing sunglasses, stepped forward.

Director Sun gestured for the elders to follow: "Now, elders, please follow these two gentlemen to clean and set up the venue."

Sang Youming was the first to move behind the men in black, and Director Sun’s eyes lit up with joy: "Since Mr. Sang is so proactive, you shall be the leader of the cleaning team!"

Sang Youming: "..."

Being a leader is exhausting, and he didn’t want to take on this task.

But before he could refuse, Mr. Shen chimed in to support Director Sun.

"Director Sun, you have a keen eye. Old Sang is honest and enthusiastic, the perfect choice for a team leader!"

Qin Jiaxiang also played along with Mr. Shen: "Old Shen, you’re right. Besides Old Sang, I can’t think of anyone better suited for this leader role."

The duo’s back-and-forth prevented Sang Youming from interjecting, leaving him no choice but to reluctantly accept the exhausting duty.

[No way, Director Qin just shared a room with Sang Youming for one night, and now he’s affectionately calling him Old Sang?]

[Director Qin is also known for his quirky temperament; not easily befriending others. He even ignores many big shots, yet he’s so warm towards a drunkard!]

[This shows Sang Youming’s charismatic personality. Loving alcohol doesn’t mean he’s useless.]

After the cleaning team left, Director Sun started assigning tasks to the reception team.

"We have six invited tourists today. To provide them with an excellent sightseeing experience, we’ll divide you into three groups, each responsible for two tourists. As usual, draw lots, and those with the same color balls will be grouped together.

Additionally, after today’s tour, we’ll ask the tourists to rate your reception service. The top-ranked group will receive a mysterious reward from the production team!"

The staff brought out the lottery box, and the new groupings after drawing lots:

Sang Ning with Shen Yi, Chu Xi with Qin Kai, and Sang Chuan with Song Shiye and Chu Wei.

Seeing the results, Chu Xi almost suffocated with frustration. Why does Sang Ning always get the good things!

Under Chu Xi’s fiercely jealous gaze, Sang Ning and Shen Yi left first.

To ensure tourists have an excellent sightseeing experience, the first thing is to arrive at the meeting point before the tourists.

Better for them to wait than to have tourists wait a second for them.

The reception point is at the cable car drop-off, but Director Sun only provided tourist names, no corresponding photos, and the guests had to find them themselves.

Meters from the cable car drop-off, there’s a very simple wooden hut, about the size of a newsstand.

But the inside sells many things, like a mini convenience store, with tobacco, alcohol, drinks, snacks, stationery, and some daily necessities.

Sang Ning advanced 50 yuan from the 500 yuan living budget to buy four bottles of mineral water, one blank A4 notebook, and one black marker pen from the stall.

The shop owner gave her a transparent plastic bag to pack all these items together.

Sang Ning handed the only 50 yuan cash she had to the owner across the counter, the owner took the money in one hand and lifted the bag with the other, and Shen Yi naturally took the plastic bag from the shop owner and stood quietly beside her.

"Let’s go." Sang Ning took the change from the owner’s hand, called Shen Yi, and then turned to leave the stall.

Shen Yi followed with the bag in hand, taking a large step to walk beside Sang Ning.

[Damn, don’t stop me, I’m going to ship these two, there’s an inexplicable feeling of a long-married couple’s tacit understanding.]

[Please, Shen Yi is just doing the gentlemanly thing by carrying stuff; should we let the girl do it?]

[You don’t understand. It’s not about gentlemanly conduct; these two just have a strong couple feel.]

When they reached the cable car drop-off, Shen Yi couldn’t help asking Sang Ning, "What’s the use of buying these things?"

"For hosting the tourists. It’s a hot day. Don’t you need to have some water prepared?" Sang Ning responded nonchalantly.

"We only entertain two tourists. Buying two bottles would be enough. Besides water, what’s the use of the notebook and pen?" Shen Yi couldn’t comprehend.

Sang Ning approached Shen Yi, reached into the plastic bag with one hand, pulled out a bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the cap, took a few gulps, capped it, and looked at Shen Yi. "So, understand now?"

Shen Yi shook his head, "I don’t understand. I’m not very thirsty. You should have bought three bottles and saved two yuan."

Sang Ning: "..."

She really wanted to open a bottle and spray some water on Shen Yi, how to resist?